The Fall, by Simon Ford with photographs by Kevin Cummings.

Brilliant account of Mark E Smith and his band, The Fall is a must read, and you'll find pages 99 and 100 extremely interesting too. Buy it!

Published by Quartet Book, £14.

Here are my top ten cosmetic products, all of which I heartily recommend.

1) Rosa Fina Oil
Also comes as a cream and cleanser. Excellent anti-wrinkle, fades scars and wrinkles especially around the eyes. At all good health food stores.
2) Precision
Rectifiance intense anti-age retexturising cream SPF15 from Chanel.
3) Studio Fix
Foundation an powder all in one. You cannot go wrong with M.A.C.
4) NV Perricone MD
Read his fantastic tome the perricone promise too.
5) KHIELS
6) Natures Plus
From all great health food shops including fresh and wild camden.
7) A'Kin
8) Loreal
Because your worth it.
9) Seagreens
[I award them 10 out of 10]
10) Strivectin

is one of the longest and most OUTSTANDING natural cosmetics houses i have ever had the immense priveledge of useing so i will just pay them a simple homage by saying this WELEDA WELEDA WELEDA WELEDA WELEDA WELEDA.buy it get others to buy it for you whatever your gender sex age skin type or colour just become WELEDA.LET IT BE ONE OF YOUR MANTRAS.[and dont let me have to tell you again]

is an incredible product which after about three months will help obviously depending on circumstance reduce FROWN LINES,SMILE LINES,[I THINK LONDONS ALREADY ON IT WHO SMILES HERE]CROWS FEET ACNE SCARS WRINKLES FIRMS TONES AND PLUMPS UP SKIN STRENGTHENS NAILS IMPROVES THE CONDITION OF YOUR HAIR BOOSTS THE BODY,S COLLEGEN PRODUCTION NATURALLY ,ENCORAGES INCH LOSS,REDUCES CELLULITE AND NRG LEVELS REPLENISHES THE CONNECTIVE TISSUE FOR HEALTHIER PAIN FREE JOINTS TENDONS LIGAMENTS MUSCLES AND CARTILAGE AND IMPROVES SLEEP PATTERNS,DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT TRY IT YOUR FOR YOUR GORGEOUS SELF.100%COLLEGEN CAPSULES .FROM THE 100%COLLEGEN LTD.COLLEGEN HOUSE,2a/2b duchess street whitley bay ne 26 3pw

is simply one of the most reliable and reputable companies you could ever turn to for the very best in supplements ive recently tried their LIPOIC ACID combined withACETYL-L-CARNITINE which is a lethal antioxident and a must for the 35 plus brigade.also try their WHEY TO GO powders as a very effective protein mix its a wonderful multi-purpose food powder {WELL USE IT FOR BLENDING POWDER IF YOU WISH WHO AM I TO SAY HOW YOU UTILISE IT]but i say long life to SOLGAR.

[OR THE GREAT WIZARD OF COS]as we call him in my house who needs lasers when this skin genius is on the planet,let me say this go get the skin analysis done for your particular skin type pop into selfridges if your in london,and just go for the appropriate lotions potions and serums the great doctor is not selling a dream which is what other companies do its not all pretty packageing and sweet fragrances like theirs,this is SERIOUS stuff it works you follow as you are told and it works.WHO NEEDS A FLYMO WHEN YOU HAVE THE GREAT DOCTOR ON YOUR EEK,[no offence o great god of the dermis,s]also to accompany the DRs range is his fabulously informative new york best seller .THE WRINKLE CURE.so beg borrow BUT DO NOT STEAL [BAD KARMA]THE MONEY AND INVEST IN YOURSELF YOU MAY NEVER NEED ANOTHER COSMECEUTICAL A PHRASE COINED BY THE GREAT DOCTOR HIMSELF,[always had a soft spot for a guy with brains goodlooks creative streak good business head and a nice white overall now dont tell his wife.]can any one point me in the direction of yale university.

Carole's book is an informative and comprehensive whole body approach to optimum health and well-being and as an accomplished gym QUEEN myself i totally approve of this tome it is simply a must have OK.and while im at it can you please leave our carole alone OR I,LL GIVE YOU A QUICK WAC,AROUND THE HEAD WITH MY WOK.OK SHE GETS INVOLVED WITH ANTIPADEAN WANKERS SO WHICH OF US GIRLS HAVENT?.AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER,BUT SHES IN EARTH SCHOOL TOO,carole is on the planet trying to do the best she can to benifit the masses she doesnt claim to be any kind of evangelist she knows that that is not her role here,but she knows that part of her karma is to perport information to help do us all some good,shes no flake her heart is good and brave especially in the way she is takeing on the goverment over its abolision of our much valuable vitamins and organic supplements what is going to happen to our health and thousands of peoples livelihoods?.bless you carole i credit you with all the courage and guts on offer GO GIRL YOUR BRILL.and so too is LIFESMART £16.99 PUBLISHED WEIDENFELD &NICHOLSON the orion publishing group london uk..

Living Nature skincare made in new zealand,alls i can say is thank your lucky stars that you dont have to go all that way to purchase this EXCELLENT range of pure LOVE for every skin type all pure all organic all good to make you all gorgeous.availiable at fresh &wild camden and all its other stores.

JURLIQUE is just so very very unique i love this range this is posh you purchase it in the big stores aswell as all good organic shops too they do an excellent facial wash which if you have sensitive skin is akin to cleaning you eek in pure magic,it really is try there rose hand cream like wearing silk gloves,and their neck cream is something to fight over.YOU WILL NOT GO WRONG any where with JURLIQUE

NATURES PLUS.is in my opinion probably one of the very best health product companies i have ever come across friendly too.and i would even venture to say that my weight loss is largely the cause of their SKINNY MINI.range weight loss programme try the ephedra free diet capsules and absolutley deliciuos hi-protien hi-nrg snack bars,i always take one to the gym which provides me with much restorative powers between the treadmill and weights room.I also include NATURES PLUS.KETO SLIM bars and shake powders absolutely brilliant for a good nourishing breakfast full of vital vits and mins .I LOVE IT.my personal trainers highly approve too TERRY FAIRCLOUGH and KASH OBRIEN,two top trainers and specialist in weight loss at SPRING HEALTH LEISURE CLUB.[belsize park london nw3]they agree that the felt an instant and long lasting lift from these foods so no two ways about it it is a top product view them as gifts from the heavens truly love your selves AND GET WITH THE PROGRAMME.let me mention some of their other gifts while im at it try SPIRU-TEIN.[WHEY]PROTEIN POWDER,KETO SLIM HIGH PROTEIN SHAKE ,KETOJUICE{with criticacal keto nutrients] also get their OMEGA 3/6/9.ULTRA.[borage oil fish oil flaxoil]great for joints hair skin and nails aswell as the joints.10out of 10.now if you need to get really serious about healty joint function try NPsadvanced therapeutics extended delivery GLUCOSAMINE CHONDROITIN MSM.i just want to say that i love this company and its natural organics so lets support them for ever.NOW DONT LET ME TELL YOU AGAIN OK.www.naturesplus.com GO THERE.

Love this range, moisterisers, body lotions, its eye creams are a dream, cleansers, and all full of peptides. A'kin uses the purest organic ingredients, which are designed to give you maximum benefit for your individual skin needs. Purchase by the lorry load is my advice, "YOU NEED IT"

magnificent voice total ease on stage no wonder shes a huge west end star,now its time for global domination not just a glittery frock and pouty lips infact you forget about all that when she opens her gob and lets us delight in that well just glorious voice of hers,they may have been the BBC big band playing for her but there was NO two ways about it they where her band,and inspite of the long long wait inthe freezing cold for the crowd that filled the venue [QUITE FRANKLY RONNIE SCOTTS IS A FUCKING DISGRACE ORGANISATION WISE AND YOU,D THINK THAT IT COULD GET ITS CLEANERS IN EARLIER AS WELL AS TRAINING ITS STAFF IN BETTER SOCIAL SKILLS SO I AWARD THEM A KIT KAT TWO FUCKING FINGERS]it more than made up for the resentment of haveing to negotiate the hostility and lack of deference paid to the paying punters .FRAS choice of rep was vwery well chosen weaving light and dark tones throughout the set and there was plenty of humour too. i see FRA as our ANNE MARGRET i see her headlineing in vegas and she looks ageless so why not GYPSEY ,or even her own variety tv specials?and why not shes paid her dues shes a consumate proffesional and i know from fact a really down to earth woman i like fra fra frappaleen.and so will you if you are not already acqainted. try the album SHOW GIRL.on sale at DRESS CIRCLE LONDON.or go to WWW.FRANCESRUFFELLE.COM dear frances long may you reign.